December 2010
1 post
been away for a while...
and honestly I probably won’t be back. it’s too much work maintaining a blog like this for a hobby when you’ve got other things going on and don’t really feel it every day. So I’ll think about it for a little bit, but probably I’ll de-activate unless anyone would like this url with the twitter account that goes with it. If so, send me a message with what...
November 2010
8 posts
Curious intent: Twitter Joke Trial protest. →
curiousintent:
A protest has started up on twitter where people are tweeting the original message that caused a man to convicted and fined £1000, adding #IAmSpartacus at the end of it…
Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You’ve got a week to get your shit together, otherwise I’m blowing the airport sky high!!
Yes I fully agree this is important. Ironic Hyperbole is not only a right but a...
ANOTHER GIANT SPIDER INVADES CANADA'S CAPITAL
These are the latest pictures of yet another Giant Metallic Spider invading the Canadian capital of Ottawa. The pictures depict the spider approaching the National Art Gallery which is home to pieces from the world over, including the Inuit sculpture used handily in self-defense by the former Prime Minister Jean Chretien. He and his wife, Ailene, used the artwork to hold a late night intruder to...
“As humanity perfects itself, man becomes degraded. When everything is reduced to...”
– Gustave Flaubert (via pinchechango)
couldthisbetherealglennbeck asked: Hey monkey, are you a socialist?
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October 2010
31 posts
“Have you ever considered the possibility that God might be a crazy woman? Or...”
– page 191 from “Coincidance” by Robert Anton Wilson (9781561840045)
- No question, the Martians have the true religion. ~ghost
couldthisbetherealglennbeck asked: Monkey, there is still time to find God and repent. Will you allow me to baptize you?
“The golden Monkey mettlesomely brandishes his myriad-jun wand high, making a...”
– Mao Zedong
couldthisbetherealglennbeck asked: I didn't think there was such a thing as a talking monkey. Does this mean that evolution is real?
oh, and thanks for the compliment on my hair. ;)
oh, and thanks for the compliment on my hair. ;)
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Missing and Missed
The following message was retrieved by a scouting party. They arrived too late to rescue Comrade Cesar II. As one of the last members of the Legendary “Earth2Mars Crew” whose members bravely volunteered early on in our campaign to established strategic listening posts and to secure food stocks, Cesar II was a ray of hope to our brothers who remained imprisoned on the hellish globe,...
Terraforming Earth: How to Wreck a Planet in 3,000... →
OK people, please let us take over this terra-forming project of yours. We’re having some success with our Martian experiment and clearly you’re struggling with your efforts here.
myohlookasquirrel asked: How does pornography fit into the master plan?
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Undeniable Proof that the world was created by...
Take that, non-believers! Now I should no longer have to hear nonsense about the separation of church and state. Since the monkey-king/creationist world-view has now been verified, there is no longer any need to argue about who is right. Therefore we demand from all world leaders that our laws and rules of behavior be adopted immediately.
Though Roger Ebert seems to disagree. see his...
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Get your stinkin paws off me you damned dirty...
justinpoole:
Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yes, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
Duly noted.
mylittletangerine:
“I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder, chaos-especially activity that seems to have no meaning.”
—
Jim Morrison
Yes Jim, you are a true poet and we salute you
Malcolm Gladwell Doesn't Care if You Retweet This →
Peter, you’ve got this exactly right.
Malcolm, as much as I liked “Outliers”, you have entirely missed the point.
We’re not planning on using social media to bring about the revolution. Obviously this will have to be done in person. But even monkeys know that social media has democratized mass media in ways not possible before. Otherwise how else could fringe bloggers...
Our Mission for a better reality
There is not too much hope left for humanity.
we think that society has been on a continual downward spiral and is headed towards imminent collapse. Monarchies, Theocracies, Democracies, Capitalist and Communist systems of governance have all had their chance and have failed. The world continues to be filled with ignorance and bigotry, and we can’t ever get out of our own way to make...
