ANOTHER GIANT SPIDER INVADES CANADA’S CAPITAL
These are the latest pictures of yet another Giant Metallic Spider invading the Canadian capital of Ottawa. The pictures depict the spider approaching the National Art Gallery which is home to pieces from the world over, including the Inuit sculpture used handily in self-defense by the former Prime Minister Jean Chretien. He and his wife, Ailene, used the artwork to hold a late night intruder to the PMs residence at 24 Sussex Drive at bay. The Canadians believe the robot spider may be after this special secret sculpture weapon and good-luck charm, the top armament of the Canadian military, thus rendering the country virtually defenseless.
The spider wasted little time as it attacked a group of peace delegates mercilessly. Also seen is the vain attempt by the local militia, backed by the local 237 of the Heavy Lifting Union, to lasso the robot spider using a crane with a looped cable. Unfortunately the group was unable to get the cable swinging overhead fast enough to effectively calf-rope the machine. The operator may have been suffering cataracts resulting in fuzzy vision, as a heavy aroma of medicinal marijuana emanated for the cockpit of the crane.The Robot quickly escaped and ate several passersby.
submitted by: Dennis